this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P
lemme write this shit down
IM FUCKING S CR E AM I N G
i’m a female, i can testify this to be true
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT
every time i bring a girl to the bedroom this is the quest i have to go on
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