That One Unlucky*Girl

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"Why the fuck did you throw me in a tub you dick!" Scream that one asshole from work. 
You turn around, listening to them splash about as they try to rise. They’re screaming on about how much of a weirdo you are again. You know that they’re a bit disoriented from smacking their head on the ceramic tub when they went in, before they can get in a good position to raise themselves up you have to do it. 
Weeks of planning… All come down to this moment: 
You pick up the drink you had set on the counter, and start to do as you had in all the practices, you open your mouth and close your eyes, pausing for just a moment,
" Maybe you should," without hesitation your lift the cup and catapult your drink and its ice into the tub, you can hear some of it clatter against the wall before it goes in with all the rest, "Chillout."
You’ve done it. You’re a badass with a great punchline. 

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"Why the fuck did you throw me in a tub you dick!" Scream that one asshole from work. 

You turn around, listening to them splash about as they try to rise. They’re screaming on about how much of a weirdo you are again. You know that they’re a bit disoriented from smacking their head on the ceramic tub when they went in, before they can get in a good position to raise themselves up you have to do it. 

Weeks of planning… All come down to this moment: 

You pick up the drink you had set on the counter, and start to do as you had in all the practices, you open your mouth and close your eyes, pausing for just a moment,

" Maybe you should," without hesitation your lift the cup and catapult your drink and its ice into the tub, you can hear some of it clatter against the wall before it goes in with all the rest, "Chillout."

You’ve done it. You’re a badass with a great punchline. 

(via blueninja151)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

I prefer to think he was expecting pussy when that dress rose but there was a massive dick. 

(via prygelknabe)

frozen-void:

supernaturally-marvelous:

friendly reminder that this man is that man

image

I will always remember you Ab-less Pratt 

Say that in Britain to people as you walk away from them. 

(Source: scorpiant, via queefstiel)

thewalkingmapal:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

commercialisation

(Source: daruis, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

the-illusion-of-sanity:

I remember people applauding in the cinema

(Source: hanniballecters, via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

asexualityresources:

Hell yeah, I’m designing for AAW this year.
Step 1: Save that date.
Step 2: Pretend this image is a hot potato and share it all over the place.

asexualityresources:

Hell yeah, I’m designing for AAW this year.

Step 1: Save that date.

Step 2: Pretend this image is a hot potato and share it all over the place.

(via prygelknabe)

linzeestyle:

mishasminions:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT STEVE TRIED TO TRIGGER BUCKY’S MEMORIES BY WEARING HIS LESS DURABLE RETRO!UNIFORM (aka the not-so-bulletproof outfit he wore the last time Bucky saw him) AND BY QUOTING SOMETHING BUCKY SAID TO HIM 70-SOMETHING YEARS AGO

Okay okay but can we just talk about this?  The entire movie Steve’s worth is defined by what Captain America has become.  He goes to the Smithsonian to see Captain America’s life projected back at him — the boy he was before a footnote, the sickly waif who wasn’t good enough until the army (literally) made him A Man — while he’s there he walks around unrecognized; the entire gag at the mall is based on the idea that this is a 6’2” hulking muscled mass of a guy who absolutely no one recognizes unless he has that star on his chest, because it’s the suit, not the person, who’s been given worth.  And when Steve thinks about the most memorable thing about himself — when he thinks about how to get Bucky back — he goes for that.  He goes for Captain America.  And it doesn’t work; Bucky doesn’t react at all.  Because Bucky always saw through that.  He didn’t give a shit about Captain America.  That “little guy from Brooklyn,” that’s the kid he loved, that’s the one he was following when he died, the one who’s scared voice knocked the memories out of him earlier in the movie.  And it’s only when Steve drops the shield, and the helmet — all of the things that make him Captain America, that make him immediately recognizable to the rest of the country, to the world — when he calls on this one, rogue memory from when they were just kids, from before he was the national ideal of manhood he’s been made out to be since his death…  That’s when Bucky sees him.  Because Bucky doesn’t remember, or care about Captain America: Captain America is just a target.  But Steve Rogers, that little kid from Brooklyn?  Is under him, and dying, and scared…and the impulse to protect is so much stronger than anything else that’s been done to Bucky since then.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

image

(via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

theprophetchuck:

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

This went from Adult Swim to Spongebob so fast in terms of his ‘truth’ dang. Wonder Woman plays no games.

(Source: clebermsdantas, via thatgeekichick)

whitegirlsaintshit:

ghdos:

I am so utterly lost on all that this is.

i don’t even want to be here like that anymore

When I read “Walk Naked In America Day” I thought it was going to be something about Rape Culture Awareness or something about not looking at womens bodies as sexual objects or something about Equality with boobs not being sexual and I was so happy.

Then I read on, and now I am, once again, ashamed of being American. 

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

dolly-fartin:

Have you ever seen anything so tragic?
Join the Battle for the Net

dolly-fartin:

Have you ever seen anything so tragic?

Join the Battle for the Net

(via angstyotps)

bluenationreview:

The best primer on what Net Neutrality is and why it’s a BFD is John Oliver.  Send his explanation to your friends so they get why we must fight for a neutral internet that distributes information equally. 

bluenationreview:

The best primer on what Net Neutrality is and why it’s a BFD is John Oliver.  Send his explanation to your friends so they get why we must fight for a neutral internet that distributes information equally. 

(via captainwondyful)

angstyotps:

chakrabot:

slitheringink:

artofcarmen:

fyeahwhovians:

raygender:

themediafix:

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.
In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.
I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.
Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.
-Morgan
P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.

What’s worse is that while there are a lot of businesses that will be ruined by this, college students who can barely afford food won’t be able to look up the necessary information they need for their papers or projects. Learning in college would be affected drastically and we’re already throwing ourselves into extreme debt just to GET INTO a proper school let alone paying for the learning material as well. 
This is getting ridiculous. How much more money can they squeeze out of us before we dry up? Once the general population of America is out of money to give the government what will they do then?

angstyotps:

chakrabot:

slitheringink:

artofcarmen:

fyeahwhovians:

raygender:

themediafix:

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.

This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. 

Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.

In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.

I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.

Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.

-Morgan

P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.

What’s worse is that while there are a lot of businesses that will be ruined by this, college students who can barely afford food won’t be able to look up the necessary information they need for their papers or projects. Learning in college would be affected drastically and we’re already throwing ourselves into extreme debt just to GET INTO a proper school let alone paying for the learning material as well. 

This is getting ridiculous. How much more money can they squeeze out of us before we dry up? Once the general population of America is out of money to give the government what will they do then?

bombing:

just doing some nightly reading

bombing:

just doing some nightly reading

(via prygelknabe)

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